Monday, May 26, 2008

Pool2

Child #2 posing.

I think I may only be allowed so many pictures per post. Oh well.

Anyway, we stayed until about 2 and then dragged our butts back home. Tomorrow is school for all of us so lots of laundry, etc to get to. It wasnt a bad food day but not good either.

Breakfast: mini-bagel, peanut butter, banana

Snack: Latte (told you I prolly wouldnt be able to resist)

Lunch: most of a turkey sandwich, chips

Snack: 3/4 of a Wendys junior burger,chips

Dinner: salad greens/honey mustard dressing, tomato, crunchy salad topping, a few bits of fruit with Lite Cool Whip

Snack: Prolly popcorn

Not working out today because of full day at pool. I got some sun but was very watchful and did not burn. Thats a good thing too because I'm about as close to transparent as you can get.  I swear, all the MOMS at the pool were friggin tan as shit, wearing these Brazilian barely-covering-my-ass bikinis,Tramp stamps (uh, tattoos on the small of the back), with belly button rings that hung down to their coozies. Hmmmm. Now I know I'm younger than some of these chicks and I wouldnt dream of acting or dressing like them. One pack of them came by my picnic bench while we were warming up in the sun, they needed a place to lean as they smoked their Virginia Slims.  Every damn one of these bitches had red lipstick on, long muti-colored nails and Pam Anderson implants......although I did notice that a couple of them either hadnt gotten around to it or couldnt afford to have their asses rejuvenated because OH MOMMA we had some severe SAG. HA! Dont get me wrong, I am not jealous. I find it hysterical that these 40 and 50 somethings fear aging so much that they try and mimic the teens that they are raising.  Its never a good idea to wear the same clothes your 10th grader does. GROW UP! Its sad really.  Oh and these plastic chicks have arch-enemies at the pool.....the FAT CHICKS. Yes, those larger than life babes that could care less what you think (I used to be one of them). They thunder around the edge of the pool, lumbering after children or when its all become too much, they gingerly lie down on an available beach recliner.  The plastic straps eating into the back jelly and spandex covered ass cheeks as it stretchs to capacity. * Note: No hate mail folks. I lived my life in that mold so its just me, recalling.* The plastic chicks strut past the fat chicks, noses curled slightly and give that oh-my-gawd-you-re-so-fat-but-I'm-going-to-smile smile. Theyre repulsed and wish you werent there.  Today I said hello to one of the plastics as they stood by me, puffing away. I didnt expect a reply.  Maybe I did it to see what would happen. She smiled and said" Your boy is so handsome." pointing to Child #1 as he sat sunning himself.  I looked at him, sitting still, his blue eyes brilliant against his fresh sunburn and thought, yeah, he is a good looking kid. When he isnt stimming he looks completely normal. I smiled and thanked her just as Child #1 let out a whoop and started flicking his fingers like a crazy person. The look on her face was priceless, kind of confused and horrified and alittle scared. Oh well. Hehe.

I think thats enough for the day. Hope yall had a great weekend! Tata!

 

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