Monday, December 17, 2007

SpongeMom MichellePants

Weight: 150 before the shower......151 after the shower (huh?)

Yep, I gained a pound while showering. HA!  When I hopped on the scale I didnt believe the 150 blinking back at me so I re-weighed about 15 times just to be sure.  Happy that I'm about to crack the 150 barrier, I jump into the shower.  After thinking about it for 5-6 minutes while showering I decide that the scale must be wrong or maybe I'm dreaming, etc etc. So just for chuckles I hop back on after I dry off. 151. Huh? I try again. 151. Grrrrr. One more time. 151. Okay, fine. I mutter "Now that aint right." Joe hears me and asks "What aint right?" from the bed. I gained a pound in the shower I tell him. His answer? Its the water you absorb when you shower.  (Honestly, I was waiting for him to laugh.) Waiting waiting waiting.  Joe. I'm not Spongebob. I dont absorb a pound of water when I shower. I walk away because I can see he's gearing up for a discussion of how human water absorbtion has been documented.....he's seen it on the internet, I'm sure. Anyway, because of this milestone I'm wearing my Size 8's, with a big sweatshirt! HA!

My stomach is feeling better today. I ate some of that Kashi (grass clippings) Cereal this morning with Almond Milk. Suprisingly good and sat really well.  Had Ukropts salad at about 10 and tried to have some sweet potato when I got home but the belly said NO.  Sweet potato with Vegan butter and Tofu sour cream.  I dont mind the butter but the sour cream will take some getting used to.  It looks like white paint and doesnt have that kick that real dairy has. (pout) Found a new health foods store today and will be going back regularly I'm sure.  Joe went with me and all he could comment on was the prices.  We fight alot about the quality of food that I buy. Sorry, I wont eat crappy food anymore. I dont care if it costs more, it also tastes better.  I have a feeling we will always argue over this. Funny thing is.....he never complains when the fabulous dishes roll out of the kitchen. HA!

Enough for now. Tata.

 

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