Friday, March 7, 2008

Day of Discovery

Healthy Choice Steamer Of Death

I shunta eat it. I hurtttttts. Dumb rice. I know, I know.........

On a lighter note I drank my first cup of coffee today. At 40 I have NEVER had a cup. I always found coffee to be vile and repulsive, the smell was truely yukky. It extended beyond actual coffee too, anything coffee flavored like ice cream etc. YUK. For some inexplicable reason known only to my subconscious I ended up in the drive-thru of STARBUCKS.  Oh-k. Uh. Its like reading Chinese. I dont know HOW to order coffee. I panic and tell the girl my life story. Uh, I cant have dairy, I cant have sugar, I dont want anything that tastes bad.......uh.....yada and so-forth. There is silence and then she speaks. How about a Blah Blah Blahhdy Blah? I'm like uh....I dont know what that is. She says oh you'll like it, it has no dairy and very little sugar. I figure what the hell, go for it. I pay 3.50 and get a tiny cup. I park and examine the contents. It doesnt smell bad and is kinda foamy. I take a sip. HELL-OH! NUMMY. Maybe its because my tastebuds have been limited to pretty dull foods and all I drink is water but I LOVE this drink. I wandered through Target, nursing my little cup and staring into space. Ahhhhhh. And then its gone (a single tear).  I'm afraid I have created a monster.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Watch out foe Starbuck. They contain alot of sugar. Try Cafe amaricano tall with Sugar free la docie Cinnimon. It's great. But make sure they put in Sugar free, other wise you'll be dumpping. I tell them I'm diebetic, then they understand.go figure!