Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Hump Day

1 bagel with PB&J, 1/2 banana, Mojo bar, Turkey sandwich, plain tortilla chips, 1 cup soup with small pc bread.  Very good day for me. Lots of water. Worked out this am, burned 450 cal. Weight is about the same, 140. I need more sleep.

My mentor at school is a shrink.  I write papers for him based on childhood memories. Today I passed in my Cumulative project and he leafed through it........and then threw it away. He threw it .....AWAY. I was a tad taken aback.  Write me another paper, about ONE defining memory. Holy shit, cmon now. Gzus. Really? I spent HOURS on that frikkin paper dude. I didnt say that to his face of course but I wanted to. I just stood there and nodded......nodded.....uh huh.....nodding. Suuuuure, I understand what the hell you mean.....suuuuure, no prob. Wha? Its about personal growth yadda yadda yadda.....you've made such progress.....lets explore this deep dark part of your past......blah blah blah.  Uhhhh. GAH! So, I have ANOTHER lint-lickin paper to write. Great. Then he goes on to say, You already have an A in the class but I think you can do better. Better? Than an A???  Uh, whats better than an A? I'm thinking about messing with his head and writing him a memory he isnt expecting........I mean I already have an A.....hehehehe.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HI MY NAME IS BILL M. I DONT KNOW YOU OF COARSE BUT IT SOUNDS AS IF I WOULD LIKE TO YOU SOUND VERY FUNNY AND ILL BET YOUR FUN TO BE WITH,OH BTW IM 64 YRS YOUNG HA HA SO IM NOT STALKING YOU OK, IF I BEND OVER TO STALK YOU I FALL OVER LOL?


       IM FROM PA CLOSE TO PHILLY BUT NOT TOO CLOSE
IF YOU WOULD LIKE I WOULD WRITE YOUR PAPER FOR BUTT HEAD YOU WOULD GET AN A++ OR ELSE LOL.

    WELL HAVE A NICE WEEKEND OK?

Anonymous said...

Hi Bill. Thanks for your comment. I used to have a stalker but he got very bored and decided I wasnt interesting enough. Glad to have you as a reader though! Enjoy your weekend!